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COUGH YOUR WAY TO FITNESS
The Spoof Self-Help Guide For Non-Smokers
("It's Never Too Late To Start")
Paperback Published 2011 Under the pseudonym of Cocker Freeman
"The facts speak for themselves. People who smoke are fun. People who smoke are fit. These people are fun and fit because they can Cough Their Way to Fitness.
YOU CAN TOO!
This brilliantly researched book exposes the lies of the medical profession, names and shames non-smokers (Hitler, Mussolini, Margaret Thatcher), explains the real reason behind the banking crisis and reveals the government plot against human freedom. But more importantly than this, it give you HOPE. Read this book. It will change your life."
"I MUST FLUSH MY SYSTEM CLEAN WITH A HEALTHY DOES OF NICOTINE"
It's never too late to start.
"APPALLING!" - Professor Tablo Yardley Department of Applied Hubristics University Of Southminster
WARNING: FOLLOW GOVERNMENT HEALTH ADVICE NOT NICK SKEENS OR COCKER FREEMAN.